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LiveJournal for Wdnesday.
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| Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 |
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Husband: I'm covered in pee and breastmilk! Me: Welcome to my day! |
| Friday, July 13th, 2007 |
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Dialouge between Jerry (35) and Isaac (8) Isaac: When I come over in August, can I play with your Transformers? Jerry: Yeah! I have an original transformer from when I was a kid. Isaac: Is he in black and white or in color? |
| Sunday, June 3rd, 2007 |
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| ( Before and after ) |
| Friday, May 18th, 2007 |
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ME: SHUT IT! Jerry: You don't want me to talk? Me: It's not that I don't want you to talk, it's that I don't want to listen. |
| Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 |
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| Jerry: I love you even though you call me bitch sometimes and throw things at me for fun! |
| Friday, March 9th, 2007 |
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Jerry: I have muscle spasms. Me: Mostly in your brain! |
| Thursday, February 8th, 2007 |
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Teri: I don't like touching things more than once. *************************************** Monika: You wanna smell something nasty? Smell these hands! |
| Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 |
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Me: My back really hurts! Jerry: Are you gonna throw up? Me: No! Jerry: *burps* Me: Now I might. |
| Sunday, January 7th, 2007 |
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Jerry: I heard a ruckus! Me: It was your butt. Jerry: It was a different ruckus! Me: It was a thought in your brain. Jerry: It was a different ruckus!!! |
| Thursday, December 28th, 2006 |
| Tuesday, November 7th, 2006 |
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Me: What's wrong? Jerry: Nothing, why do you ask? Me: You looked funny. Or is that just your face? *************************** Me: I need gas in my car. Jerry: Do you want me to fart in it? *************************** Me: I think one of my teeth is loose. Jerry: Where did it go? Is it with the other free teeth? Me: I'm not serious. I was just trying to get a rise out of you! |
| Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 |
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| ( Click to see what I've staged in the dining room for my fiance to find when he gets home from work today ) |
| Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 |
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Jerry: I'm glad you guys can email each other while you're at work. Randy: I stop surfing porn long enough to send Karen emails. Me: They usually get to me pretty sticky. **************************************** Me: Are you shaking? Jerry: No caffeine this morning. |
| Thursday, July 20th, 2006 |
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Me: EW I'm peeling. Wanna see my shoulder? It's really gross. Jerry: No I don't want to see your shoulder. Me: Do you not want to see it because it's gross? Jerry: No, not because it's gross. I don't want to see it because I'm driving! *************************************** Me: Jessica... *pats chest* Jessica: What? Me: Your shirt... is kind of hanging open. Jessica: OH! God I'm showing off everything here. Me: I figured you might not want to do that. Jessica: I'm trying to generate revenue! Me: Well I don't have any money, so you should probably adjust it! |
| Thursday, June 8th, 2006 |
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Me: He doesn't do it well, he just does it all the time. Melanie: I don't know what you're talking about and I don't wanna know. |
| Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 |
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Jerry: What are you doing? Me: Having mood swings. |
| Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 |
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( Teatime Love Bite ) ( Hippo Eats Dwarf ) ( ...And Finally ) |
| Friday, April 21st, 2006 |
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Me: Jessica's holding some one's baby. I want to hold the baby! Laya: Me too! Debbie: You guys are sick. |
| Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 |
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Me: My horoscope says that I think somebody I work with dislikes me, but I'm wrong. Melanie: Everybody dislikes you! |
| Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 |
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Jerry: My stomach is making weird noises. Me: So's your mouth. ******************************** Me: I'm not grumpy. You're annoying! |
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